So...I realised i haven't blogged in a long time. Spent most of this time settling into VJ and floozing around CNY. Today I will be engaging in my favourite activity. Criticising Zhang Ziyi. Or as she likes to be known now, ziyi zhang

Memoirs of a Geisha was a damn wrong story. It became an even wronger movie. Anal retentives will say that the hairstyles are chinese and not japanese, therefore making the movie sucky. However, I say the movie is sucky due to all the horny people that fill the screen.

1. Dr. Crab. Likes colllecting geisha's virginities. Pervy, likes feeling up kimonos. I suspect he is called crab because he has appendages as hugely disproportionate as a fiddler crab's giant claw.

2. The Baron. Kinky guy. Likes taking off kimonos and looking.

3. American soldiers. Like having baths in hot springs with anked geishas

4. Sayuri (zhang ziyi) Spends her whole life lusting after the Chairman. Goes through geisha training and sex with Crab just to get closer to him. Has only 2 facial expressions. Sad and horny.

5. Nobu. Disfigured paedophile

6 CHAIRMAN. WIns award for sickest bastard. Gave little girl sayuri some ice kacang shit and then spent his whole life lusting after her. ends up making her his mistress 10 years later, when she is no longer a kid. Supressed Freudian desires