Ladies and gentlemen of this house

We did it!!!!!!!

Now, VJ's debate team will finally get a reputation boost. FINALS. I myself didn't expect to get this far, and am too happy to write much. This is my second finals, the first beign with dunman.

27th may
jurong reigonal library
come support

Grey reflects my current mood, as I'm sitting in vj's com lab. Well, I'm supposed to be in LT1 now, strapped down to one of the blue plastic seats with the slidey desk and being tortured out of my wits with econs. I like econs, but not the lectures. In fact, I hate all lectures, except maybe the KI ones, when we get to watch stupidly funny things like The Princess Bride.

So, after 4 periods of lessons, I got sian. 6 periods in a row would be unbearable. This led to the regrettable thought of, hey, let's go to the com lab where i can edit my speech! But one thing led to another, so here I am. The Fooz is on the com next to me, reading some spoof version of wikipedia called uncyclopedia. it's damn funny. Just look up any Singaporean school and you get this weirdo subversive article. And Singapore is known as Kingdom Republick Lee.

I'm stil pissed. Well, I wasn't until yesterday, but then something intolerably banal happened. I will not go on to elaborate; I will just try to quantify my anger. I am pissed off beyond measure. Beyond measuring cylinders, bathtubs, and shining lakes. I never understand why people think that by ignoring the problem, that it would go away. It's like a drowning man trying to save himself by pretending the water isn't there.

Well, here I am again, after a long lapse. If I could sum up everything that has happened, I would say, alot. I just need to rant abit about PE, which I am going to have tomorrow.

You see, PE at VJ is something that, according to my teacher "PE ith abouth enthoy". But the thing is, they do the very things that make you hate it. They make fun of the fat people, the skinny people, the weak people, and the smart people. I'm all for exercise and could healthful fresh air, but on my terms. What's the point of overemphasis on passing the stupid NAFTA test? And now, when we're learning tennis, they have managed to turn an exciting sport into a matter of "one, tootwee". don't ask

So...I realised i haven't blogged in a long time. Spent most of this time settling into VJ and floozing around CNY. Today I will be engaging in my favourite activity. Criticising Zhang Ziyi. Or as she likes to be known now, ziyi zhang

Memoirs of a Geisha was a damn wrong story. It became an even wronger movie. Anal retentives will say that the hairstyles are chinese and not japanese, therefore making the movie sucky. However, I say the movie is sucky due to all the horny people that fill the screen.

1. Dr. Crab. Likes colllecting geisha's virginities. Pervy, likes feeling up kimonos. I suspect he is called crab because he has appendages as hugely disproportionate as a fiddler crab's giant claw.

2. The Baron. Kinky guy. Likes taking off kimonos and looking.

3. American soldiers. Like having baths in hot springs with anked geishas

4. Sayuri (zhang ziyi) Spends her whole life lusting after the Chairman. Goes through geisha training and sex with Crab just to get closer to him. Has only 2 facial expressions. Sad and horny.

5. Nobu. Disfigured paedophile

6 CHAIRMAN. WIns award for sickest bastard. Gave little girl sayuri some ice kacang shit and then spent his whole life lusting after her. ends up making her his mistress 10 years later, when she is no longer a kid. Supressed Freudian desires

Hahahahaha. Vj wasn't as bad as I had expected. It was great really. Some parts of the orientation were quite sian but the mass dances were quite ok. Haven't posted in a while because Ive been so exhausted with all the stuff going on. Tomorrow's the last day of it and it's going to be some sea regatta. my og Icis has become Emperor MoMo's army (long story) and will be in charge of dunking people.

The Vj arts faculty rocks. it's this little rebel group which makes up about 10% of the student population. They have this hilarious cheer that makes fun of the science fac. Useless to describe it, it should be seen in all its glory.

Vj has a disgusting urban legend about why you should never eat the mayo from the western food stall. It involves toilets, noises, and Uncle Mayo